As NFL followers gear up for Sunday’s hotly anticipated spherical 2 matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles, Cowboys’ QB Dak Prescott has teamed up with Most Effort and the Colorectal Most cancers Alliance’s “Lead From Behind” initiative to dole out some pregame “Sh*t Discuss” meant to inspire lifesaving measures.
Within the 84-second-long video, titled Speaking Sh*t with Dak Prescott, the 30-year-old athlete—who is taken into account in danger for colon most cancers after shedding his mom to the illness—begins with a honest, empathetic message to followers who’ve had some alternative phrases about him previously.
“As knowledgeable quarterback, I get lots of sh*t,” he says earnestly into the digicam, in opposition to a montage of fan grievances, one among whom angrily shouts, “You’ve extra turnovers than a bake sale!”
The affable athlete continued, “And I get it … if you’re not a fan of one thing … sh*tting on it may make you are feeling good. However what if I instructed you that now … it may do some good too?”
Prescott then goes on to encourage these 45 years or older to speak to their docs about getting screened after which demonstrates the utilization of Cologuard, an at-home screening package—incentivizing the viewers to position stickers of issues “they need to sh*t on” to make the method simpler and extra satisfying.
To the hilarious delight of Dallas followers and the chagrin, horror and potential ire of Miami, San Francisco, Cleveland and Philadelphia followers, Prescott’s alternative of stickers units the tone for some brutal burns.
“Not a fan of marine life?” he says as a dolphin sticker flashes throughout the display. “Slap it on!”
He then provides, “It really works on something … from colours … to massive American predatory birds,” reserving his last swipes for the Browns and Eagles, the 2023 NFC championship group (and the opposite half of this 12 months’s Tremendous Bowl, aka “Kelce Bowl”), earlier than concluding his tutorial.
“It’s that straightforward to get screening for colon most cancers, and make your emotions abundantly clear,” he deadpans.
Reynolds then chimes in with a reliably comedic voice-over praising Prescott for doing the PSA regardless of not being the goal age or the “common threat” demo for the screening package.
“…He’s so dedicated to stopping individuals from getting colon most cancers that he agreed to star on this video that we wrote for him with none concern for his security,” Reynolds says as stickers referencing the Buffalo Payments and Detroit Lions are revealed because the package revolves, earlier than stopping on a last picture of Reynolds because the smiling, disfigured Deadpool.
